Decibliterated

by Jan Willem Wennekes

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Ear There Be Monsters

Hoi! The first and last wooters to buy this shirt on its launch day will receive a free copy of Black & White Freedrawings by today’s artist, Jan Willem Wennekes. This book features his collaborative drawings with 40 international artists. It’s awesome even though you can’t wear it. Not comfortably, anyway.

You think those cars with the bumping stereos are aggravating, just wait until this devilish little noise beast gets its earcups on you. This creature pushes some serious air – enough to make the poor little blue guy weep black tears of agony. And you know what’s scariest about this whole terrifying scene? It looks like the volume is only turned up halfway. This noise assassin doesn’t just want to annoy. He wants to annihilate.

This shirt was designed by: Jan Willem Wennekes, aka Zeptonn, aka BRC#1, aka the dude who’s living the life you wish was yours “in the lovely town of Groningen, the Netherlands. This is where I like to draw, sketch, think, eat, drink lots of coffee and generally, have fun.” Can we come, too?

Wear this shirt: loud!

Don’t wear this shirt: quiet! Or quietly! Whichever is grammatically correct here!

This shirt tells the world: “If it’s too loud, you’re too dead.”

We call this color: Heavy Asphalt.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 1788C 3125C - 410C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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mikephung
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 10% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 33% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
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Decibliterated by Jan Willem Wennekes
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