Declare Your Independence

by fishbiscuit5

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Decoration of Independence

1st Place in Derby #360: Americana, with 477 votes!

The Declaration of Independence is an obvious choice for text to turn into the U.S. flag. But what sacred national documents do other countries use for their word-flag t-shirts?

United Kingdom: the lyrics to "Champagne Supernova".

Canada: the words "don't kidnap me, I'm not American" over and over.

Bermuda: a legally binding document that officially registers the wearer as a bank.

New Zealand: Aragorn's speech outside the Black Gates.

Sweden: the National Charter of Intimate Adult Freedoms (NC-17 version).

France: yeah, right, like any French grownup would be caught dead wearing a graphic tee.

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Features

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
59m 12.779s
First Sucker:
bluejester
Last Wooter to Woot:
sysco9

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
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  • 9% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
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Declare Your Independence by fishbiscuit5
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