This quarter-buck raises more questions than it answers, and not only because it's incapable of speech. Is it in the process of being colored in, or fading away to blend in with its surroundings? If real deer were that good at camouflage, how would we know? Since this calls for at least eight colors when finished, are we technically violating our own six-color limit? And who does this deer think it is, anyway, staring at us like that? If we were the hunting type...

This shirt was designed by: St. Louis artist, DJ, and art teacher Barbara Cliffe, who evidently spends her time creating hella rad designs like this instead of setting up a proper web site for her work.

Wear this shirt to: the DMV, court, the food stamp office, the blood bank, or anywhere else you might have to sit around and wait for a while. Bring a set of fabric markers and hey, you got yourself a time-killing craft project.

Don't wear this shirt to: the annual nearsightedness support group hunting expedition. Unless you're, like, into getting shot.

This shirt tells the world: "You incomplete me."

We call this color: Olive Gre

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