Definitely

by enin

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Savant Garde

2nd place in Derby #61: Movie Titles Re-Interpreted, with 772 votes!

Raindrops keep falling on your inheritance? Did your Dad go to the afterlife and all he gave you was some lousy rosebushes? Embarking on a cross-country drive with the brother you never knew, where you’ll both learn a little something about what really matters in life? Don’t turn to Scientology for consolation in your time of need – buy this shirt instead.

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant enin, who, in addition to flexing mad design skills, is an excellent driver.

Wear this shirt: if you can’t go a day without Judge Wapner.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a casino while you’re counting cards. It’ll be a dead giveaway.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t get my t-shirts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.”

We call this color: Asphalt. Definitely Asphalt. Asphalt. Asphalt. Definitely Asphalt.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
446C - Cool Gray 9C - Cool Gray 4C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 9.000s
First Sucker:
rwarlord41
Last Wooter to Woot:
lleach80

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 32% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Definitely by enin
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