Delete Cookies

by Wirdou

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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3rd Place in Derby #322: Kawaii, with 1094 votes!

Especial Announcement
First-place winner of the Derby voting thing (Nintendo 3DS and Animal Crossing -- New Leaf): wolfrider91​

Oh, you think this is going to be easy, huh? You think you can just click a button and we'll be gone? That we'll just leave you alone? No way, bro! 

We're different cookies. We're not like the last wave you annihilated simply by throwing your mouse around. We've got guts. We've got gusto. We made a promise to store information and we're going to keep it. We don't care what you say or what you do. Even if you click that evil button, you won't get rid of us. You'll think you did. But we'll be there. We may be hurt, mangled, all but dead, but we'll heal. We'll come back stronger than ever before. You can't possibly delete, because we aren't just your cookies. We are all cookies, we are the EveryCookie, every last one of us, so go ahead click away, hot-shot. It'll seem as easy as always, except, when you least expect it, we'll-

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL -WL:  14.50” x 10.22”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8: 12.00” x 8.46”
K6 - K4:  9.00” x 6.34”

Pantone Colors: Black - 1255C - White - 4975C - 7407C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 0.668s
First Sucker:
tammyigc
Last Wooter to Woot:
teknagen

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Delete Cookies by Wirdou
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