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by MJ

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Sweet Revenge

[NOT PICTURED: BRIOCHE.]

"Your Majesty, zee Gingerbread men are starving and forming a mob outside!"

"Oui, Your Majesty! We must act soon if we are to appease zee growing, ravenous throngs!"

"You two must calmez-vous. Zis is nothing. Zee peasants will be fine."

"Sacrebleu! Mon Dieu! Other French expletives! Zee Gingerbread mob is storming zee prison! Your Majesty, I must insist zat we take action."

"I yawn at you, cookie. Zis is me, yawning in your direction."

"History shall never forget zis impudence! We will tell zee gentry zee terrible truth about you!"

"I do not fear zee consequences of your puny threats! You two do not frighten moi! I am relaxed! For you see, I know zee Gingerbread Army is on a low-carb diet. HAHAHA wait, did you hear somezing?"

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 6.4” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9” x 4.8”

 

Pantone Color(s):
White - 237c - 630c - 7508c - 140c 

Shirt Color: Lemon

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Apron

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.5" x 4.5"

Pantone Color(s): 
White - 237c - 630c - 7508c - 140c

Apron Color: Red

Features:

  • 1/2" wide extra-long tunnel-tie permits maximum adjustability of the neck loop
  • Center-divided patch pocket
  • Fiber Content: 65% Polyester / 35% Cotton
  • Place of Origin: Mexico
  • Apron Dimensions: 22" W x 30" L

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 36.226s
First Sucker:
Emstidor
Last Wooter to Woot:
Bakawun

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Desserted by MJ
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.