Sometimes devolution needs a little helping hand. And sometimes it needs a big helping hand.
Certainly, video games, reality TV, NASCAR, and high-fructose corn syrup have all sped us along on our climb down the evolutionary scale. Credit where it’s due. But when it comes to instant primitivization, nothing beats a silo full of trusty old nukes.
See you in the stone age!
Wear this shirt: while you’re digging through the rubble, crazed with hunger, searching for any scrap of edible matter. You worry about the food; the shirt will handle the “bitter commentary on man’s folly” department.
Don’t wear this shirt: to protect yourself against burns or radiation. It won’t work, and you’ll ruin a perfectly good shirt for the survivors.
This shirt tells the world: “I guess cockroaches must be ‘the meek’ that the Bible told us about. I know they always run when I turn the light on.”
We call this color: Enola White.
Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray 1C- Cool Gray 5C - 425C - 325C- 1375C - 180C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
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