Die Or Treat

by Pensketch

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Gimme Something Cephalic To Eat

Save your Bits O' Honey and your Zagnuts and your compliments on the realism of the costume. There's a bonafide zombie at the door, and he doesn't care if your porch light is off. If you're a zombie yourself, what better night for an uprising than October 31st? The last thought that goes through your victims' minds will be "Wait, that's not a costume." The next thing that goes through their minds will be your incisors.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member Pensketch, finally finding an outlet for the zombie-themed designs he perpetually submits to the Derby.

Wear this shirt: under your Ed costume.

Don't wear this shirt: if you go trick-or-treating at that palace in India that Indiana Jones went to. They might take it literally.

This shirt tells the world: "There's nothing wrong with a little brain food."

We call this color: Cranialberry.


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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 11% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Die Or Treat by Pensketch
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