Well, It’s No “Battle Royale” But
I was here back in the day, you know, right BEFORE the war started. Yeah, there was nothing here then but the scene. And it wasn’t lame, back then it wasn’t all corporate like it is now. We used to hang out at this little candy store and the tributes were soda pop and chocolate bars. And we didn’t get weapons and instruction, we did it street-style. And if some other district came around, we sent ‘em packing.
And now? Now I see these kids with their subplots about love and drama. I mean, where’s the authenticity? Not to mention nobody’s actually hungry any more. I walk to the candy store and I pass about twenty pizza places and that taco truck right by where they’re building the shopping mall. Yeah, the freaking shopping mall. I mean, don’t get me wrong, the tacos are great for sure, but it used to be about the GAMES. Now it’s just about getting your face on the television. You ask me, these kids haven’t ever been hungry in their lives.
Wear this shirt: under your Twilight hoodie. It’ll segue very well.
Don’t wear this shirt: when going to see District 9 at your local movie theater’s taco night. It’ll confuse everybody.
This shirt tells the world: “Anyone feel like grabbing dinner first?”
We call this color: Post-Apocalyptic Broken Asphalt All Over The Place
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