Do the Robot!

by rglee129

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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All Pop, No Lock

2nd place in Derby #96: Dance, with 934 votes!

Maybe I shouldn’t have gotten violent with the meatbag. But enough is enough. Oh yeah, everybody thinks the robot is hilarious – except those of us who actually have to live as robots. If you could only move your arms and legs in stiff, right-angled jerks, you wouldn’t have much tolerance for some doofus in a sweatsuit and goggles imitating you, either. I mean, come on: would you do the Watusi in front of an actual Watusi?

Wear this shirt: backwards to be at the cutting edge of urban fashion circa 1989.

Don’t wear this shirt: while you’re breaking. Nobody would be able to get a good look at it. And that would be a waste.

This shirt tells the world: “You think that’s scary? You should’ve seen the monstrosity that attacked me while I was doing the worm.”

We call this color: Asphalt Boogaloo.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 372C - 324C- 5305C - 2758C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
duke08
Last Wooter to Woot:
timay87

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Do the Robot! by rglee129
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