Dog Playing Poker Online

by Robbie Lee

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 06 - Jul 11
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jul 03
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#23
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

1st place in Derby #607: Video Games IV: Honor Among Sleeves

Hank missed the old pack. Sure, Rex brought in the occasional flea. And it was true that Terry wasn't "traditionally housebroken". But Hank missed them all the same.

Playing poker online had its advantages though. No one could see his tail wagging at a good hand of cards. No one drank out of his water dish, or chewed on his favorite pillow. Online, no one knows if you're a good boy or a bad dog...

But no matter how many hands he won, Hank still couldn't shake the longing he had to get the old pack together again. Late at night he would go out for his last potty-break and look up at the moon, wondering if Terry and Rex were out walking under that same big sky. And on the loneliest nights of all, he would howl.  

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 3.558s
First Sucker:
Nixnfish
Last Wooter to Woot:
Sushirama

Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 61% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 4% one year old
  • 94% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

1%
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Woots by State

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