This Shirt is Temporarily Unavailable
Sorry, we're not printing this one at the moment. Check back tomorrow when the catalog re-opens, or find something else just as nice among our Daily Tees, Top 20, or Woot Plus events! More here...

Domino Effect

by Aled Lewis

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Temporarily Unavailable What's this?

Silver
New
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

Just Call Him Derek

There’s always one joker in every crowd.

When I got there, I think it was about eleven. There was a double six up at the front, said he’d been there all day. His buddy the two and five was technically first, but he was making a sandwich run. Brought back an extra too, let me buy it off him. Top notch dudes, really. The kind you hope you’ll meet in a line.

But at like four, it was just a huge line. There were some three and twos, I think a five and one, some four and four that kept trying to start a singalong, we were like “No, dude, nobody wants to sing Dragonforce ironically but you, okay?” By that time, we just wanted it to be over.

And then, at eight, that stupid griefer came up. You’d think they would have put some security out there, right? Someone who’d see a double one coming up and maybe watch him? But no, there was nobody, and he ran up and took this flying leap at the poor two and four at the back of the line. She’d just gotten there too, she was so happy to be involved, and that jerkface just plowed into her and sent her flying. Of course, she fell forward, it wasn’t her fault, and she tried to stop herself on the five and one, but that didn’t work out, and about twenty seconds later we were all face down and the whole experience was ruined.

I guess I got hit harder than I thought because I can’t even remember why we lined up in the first place. But that’s not the point. The point is, those double ones should be more respectful.

Wear this shirt: when you go to buy your next iPad. Maybe it’ll inspire some comedy.

Don’t wear this shirt: around people who plan the U.S. strategy in the Middle East. They’re a little on edge at the moment.

This shirt tells the world: “See you next fall!”

We call this colour: Heather Gray

Back to top

Features

DRAFT

Pantone Colors:
White - Cool Gray 7C - 405C - Pantone Black 7C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 23.000s
First Sucker:
crazy4books
Last Wooter to Woot:
ferrety4

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

10%
5%
2%
2%
2%
2%
4%
5%
8%
7%
5%
5%
5%
4%
3%
4%
4%
3%
3%
3%
4%
4%
2%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
90%
3%
1%
2%
1%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (61 comments)
join the discussion (61 comments)
Domino Effect by Aled Lewis
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.