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Don't Be Square

by Josh Perkins

$15.00
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One Time Machine Away From Cutting Edge

It can be hard to have four right angles. The diamonds are smoking in the alley while you’re returning that guy’s wallet. All the rectangles are getting lucky at the bar and you’re at home, wishing you had something meaningful. The triangle twins just grab whatever they find on the floor while you’re up early to work on your perfectly straightened tie. You know you’re setting a good example. If only someone wanted to learn from it…

This shirt was designed by: Josh Perkins of GoApeShirts.com. He’s 22 and grew up in Arizona and has a degree in Psychology. This is why he’s selling t-shirts out of his condo. But he’s doing a great job of that!

Wear this shirt: to Moscow. We hear those Russian girls have a thing for red squares.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Round Hole. They won’t let you in, even with photo ID.

This shirt tells the world: “Hey, I’m a lot cooler in Non-Euclidean space, you know!”

We call this color: Cran2

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Orange 02C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 28.000s
First Sucker:
tjp1
Last Wooter to Woot:
KidWithGoofyHat

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Don't Be Square by Josh Perkins
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.