Don't Keep Calm

by agingdragqueen

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#25
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

fright, flight or eff it.

life gets a lot easier when you relinquish ambition. think you could find a better job? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR RESUME IS? think you deserve a better partner? YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN A GYM. attempting to perfect a soufflé? ORDER THAI FOOD INSTEAD. aaah, coasting is the best.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 43.559s
First Sucker:
dmsplurge
Last Wooter to Woot:
bloodrose13

Purchaser Experience

  • 4% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 18% < 10 woots
  • 20% < 25 woots
  • 54% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 3% one year old
  • 91% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

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  • agingdragqueen

    agingdragqueenstops by to say hello!

    12:13 AM, 9/12/2016
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Don't Keep Calm by agingdragqueen
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.