Don’t Mess With Me!

by CazKing

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It’s Not You, It’s T(-Shirts)

Please try to understand. I just have certain… needs. Clothing needs.

Don’t take it personally, okay? You’re a great guy. You’re sweet and thoughtful. I’ve never had someone treat me so well in life. All those lovely notes you sent me, the funny little pictures you’d send me during my day to keep my mood up, and all those nights of gazing out on to the horizon as the sunset, your arms wrapped around me… I’ve never felt more content, more secure in anyone’s love than I have with you. I mean that. Truly, I do.

But Greg… Well, Greg’s got a silly t-shirt with an alligator and some birds on it. Or is it a crocodile? Doesn’t matter, really. It’s still something you just can’t give me. So, I think it’s best that we end this now. You know, before one of us really gets hurt.

Oh, and did I mention my dad hates him? That earns a lot of points with me, too. Sorry, buddy.

Wear this shirt: as a stern warning to those who annoy you. Or carry a knife. Either one works.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you prefer Chocodiles to crocodiles.

This shirt tells the world: “Real crocodiles are dangerous, true, but the ones you really have to look out for are the cartoon ones.”

We call this color: It’s Too Slate For Apologies

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 107C - 583C - 032C - 325C - 422C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 59.000s
First Sucker:
lucydecesare
Last Wooter to Woot:
susiejchan

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Don’t Mess With Me! by CazKing
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