Don't Tink

by Hillary White

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The Angels Wept

When you grow up, your heart dies. And you stop wearing shirts like this.

Adult life sucks. Responsibilities and alarm clocks and expectations and tax audits and insurance premiums and Eric Clapton CDs: is this what I survived all those terrible teenage decisions for?

Screw it. Rip open that pale blue button-down shirt with the white collar - and yeah, what is that about, anyway? - and let your freak shirt fly. No matter what your birth certificate says, you'll never grow up, never let your heart die, and most importantly to our accountants, never stop wearing graphic tees with punning pop-culture mashups.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 13.4”  
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 9.5” x 10.6 
K6-K4: 7.5” x 8.4”

Pantone Colors: 
White - 100c - 709c - 299c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 47.007s
First Sucker:
tuxedomask6
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Don't Tink by Hillary White
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