Donut Panic!

by Capttylor34

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Ich Bin Ein Murder

1st place in Derby #62: Panic!, with 937 votes!

You, you people, you’re really sick. Just look at how many of our current Reckoning shirts are about eating brains, for instance. Acquired Taste, If I Only Had A Brain, and Rule No. 1: Cardio are all cutified takes on the unimaginable horror of reanimated cannibalism.

But it's always been this way, hasn't it? You're still the same macabre degenerates who anointed this jelly-splattered horror as your very favorite shirt from Derby #62. What is wrong with you people? You see something cute and you must make it suffer? What kind of Law & Order: SVU crap is that? We’re sure you’re quiet folks, mostly keep to yourselves. But remind us never to let you cat-sit for us, OK?

Wear this shirt: to let those Krispy Kreme bastards know you’re not somebody to mess with.

Don’t wear this shirt: around us at breakfast time. Donuts are one of the few pleasures we have left. Don’t ruin it for us.

This shirt tells the world: “The pattern of injury clearly indicates that this wound was inflicted by a bear claw.”

We call this color: Cranberry Filling.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Black - 183C - 1797C - 719C - 4635C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 15% joined today
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  • 31% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

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Donut Panic! by Capttylor34
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.