Downtime

by Droidloot

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Major Laser

Indestructible plasma swords are NOT a toy.

"Bzzzzshhwwwwwww"

"Xzxzxzxzxzxzzxx"

"You'll never defeat me! BzzzzzzWhooWhooWhoo"

"That's what you think, Darth Tyler. But you underestimate my powers. Czzzzzchwoosh."

"AIIIIIII. My hand! You cut off my hand!"

"Oh my God. Tyler, I'm so sorry."

"Mommmmmmmm! Where's mommmmm!? My hand!!"

"I thought these were just toys."

"Toys?? Why would we play with toys? These are the real thing! AGGGGGGH."

"Wow. I just...I'm so sorry. But look on the bright side..."

"The BRIGHT SIDE? You severed my hand, you jerk."

"Yeah, but at least it's a clean cut. I mean, this thing cauterized that wound right up. So you won't have to worry about gangrene."

"I guess that's true."

YOU BOYS KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE!!

"But mom, Dylan cut off my hand!"

OH QUIT WHINING, TYLER. WE'LL FASHION YOU A ROBOTIC HAND LATER TO REPLACE IT. YOU BOYS WANT SOME ANTS ON A LOG?

"Yes."

"Yes."

Wear this shirt: while charging your diatium-ion battery powered devices.

Don't wear this shirt: near the LucasFilm lawyer ranch.

This shirt tells the world: "Solid product but battery life stinks."

We call this color: It is your slate...your destiny.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): - White - 432 C - Black 6 C - 199 C - 279 C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.661s
First Sucker:
zap2012
Last Wooter to Woot:
mikDadio

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Downtime by Droidloot
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