Dragontine's Day

by tgentry

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My Heart Burns For You

I’ve been watching your aerial display. I can see your scales are at their seasonal brightest. I can smell the musky odor of your chin and tail glands. It can all only mean one thing: It’s mating season, honey. Let’s ditch our clutch and fly off together someplace, just me and you, hunh?

We should be together, sweet thing—she-wyrm and sire. We’ll get a nice little place where we can build a weyr for the hatchlings. We’ll fill the lair with treasure and pass the time thinking up riddles and puzzles for passing adventurers. Whaddya say? Be my dragontine?

This shirt was designed by: tgentry, longtime Derby participant enjoying a first-time win.

Wear this shirt: to Renaissance faires, where the ladies/gents (take your pick) will be on you like wyverns on the bones of Aelstrid the Brave.

Don’t wear this shirt: in defiance of any “historical accuracy” rule, though.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m looking for love in all the wrong places / Among the chromatic and metallic races”

We call this color: Creme—brûlée, probably

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7533C - 480C - 5763C - 7495C - 57C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
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Quantity Breakdown

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Dragontine's Day by tgentry
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.