Dream Big

by patrickspens

$15.00 + free shipping

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Break Down

3rd Place in Derby #364: $10k Cup, Round 2: Style, with 295 votes!

Oh, snap! Do you hear sirens? Dang! If we don't hide everything that indicates that this is an illegal turtle fighting ring, we're all busted! 

Tommy, you hide the fighter turtles. Johnny, you hide the manager turtles. Eddy, you hide the referee turtle. Tony, you hide all these turtle mouth guards. Jimmy, you hide the turtle-sized lucha libre masks. Gregory, you disassemble the adorable turtle wrestling ring. Henny, you break down all the turtle concession stands. Danny, you hide all the turtle concession workers, but first take their little turtle aprons off. 

Chrissy, you make sure the other wrestler turtles, the ones hiding in the wings to bust out and challenge the other turtles to a cage match. Timmy, you make sure nobody that opens the trapdoor and raises the cage through the floor. Ricky, you make sure the PA system is turned off and that the turtle announcers get their paychecks.

Alright, we all clear? Good. LET'S GET TO WORK! 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 15” x 14”
S, WM-WS, K12-K8: 11.5” x 10.75” 
K6-K4: 9” x 8.4” 

Pantone Colors:
White - 375c - 7488c - 2727c - 3985c - Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 11.554s
First Sucker:
umrnic
Last Wooter to Woot:
dcrume

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Dream Big by patrickspens
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