Drink Coffee Do Work

by ORabbit

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Beans

2nd Place in Derby #318: Office Life, with 170 votes!

Oh sure, you all drink your coffee and think you're so cool. You grind the beans, and run the hot water through 'em, and pour it out into your mug, and then you all nod your mugs to each other as if you're so cool, as if you're in some exclusive club.

But, oh then I walk in with my mug of baked beans with bacon - pretty much the SAME THING as coffee, except different beans prepared in a different way - and everyone looks at me like I'm weirdo, like I don't belong. I swear, you people sure know how to make a guy feel comfortable. NOT! Next thing, you'll be claiming it makes you nervous when I wear my full set of medieval armor on Casual Fridays.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 10.45” x 9.19” 
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  8.5” x 7.47”

Pantone Colors: Black - 704C - 7591C - 480C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 49.991s
First Sucker:
jkevlar
Last Wooter to Woot:
mandeedances

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Drink Coffee Do Work by ORabbit
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