Eagle Eye Crossed

by Stuart Colebrook

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Altered Eagle

A dead black eagle. Whoa. What a bold, striking statement. Or maybe it’s not dead at all, and that’s, like, the point, man. Or it could be saying, like, hey black eagle, stop looking at me, I got nothing to hide. Or the red X over the eyes might be tape that some vandals or terrorists or teenagers put over the eyes of an eagle and we think that’s wrong. Or maybe it’s a crow, in which case it must have something to do with West Nile virus, or possibly ethanol.

This shirt was designed by: Stuart Colebrook, member of the Black Rock Collective, not to be confused with the Black Rock Coalition. Aspiring artists, take note: “I never actually sketch anything in my sketchpad, but carrying it around makes me look interesting, especially if I screw my face up in a look of intense concentration and write shopping lists in it whilst waiting for the bus.”

Wear this shirt: if you hate our freedom, or love our freedom, or have mixed feelings about our freedom, or have never given our freedom much thought and are still sorting your feelings out. Pretty much however you feel about our freedom, you should buy one or more of these. That’s what we’re trying to say.

Don’t wear this shirt: under your burqa, or the terrorists will have won. Plus, that burqa makes you look fat. Sorry, but better you hear it from us than from a stranger.

This shirt tells the world: “Look, there’s something to see here.”

We call this color: Something Clever Involving Eagles And The Color Navy.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- Cool Gray 2C - 186C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

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Quantity Breakdown

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Eagle Eye Crossed by Stuart Colebrook
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