Easter Bear

by Curtis Elliott

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Beaster Parade

Between the pink and yellow bonnets and the adorable ducklings, the Easter industry makes it hard for anyone in possession of a driver’s license or a Y chromosome to appreciate the holiday. This occasion calls for the hulking presence of a man-killing behemoth like our bruin friend above. Let the little girls and boys hunt for Easter eggs – we’re hunting for a shotgun and a place to hide.

This shirt was designed by: Curtis Elliott, who we loved on David Letterman and Get a Life, even if Cabin Boy kind of sucked.

Wear this shirt: to teach your children a heartwarming Easter lesson…in TERROR!

Don’t wear this shirt: every day, unless you’re angling for an all-expenses-paid trip to the booby hatch.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s rabbit season.” “No, it’s bear season.” “No, rabbit season.” “Bear season.” “Rabbit season.” “Bear season.”

We call this color: Heather Grizzly.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
-White - 123C - 1655C - 463C - 4625C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Quantity Breakdown

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Easter Bear by Curtis Elliott
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