Energy Efficient

by kevlar51

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Clawmite Change

That's right: There's nothing more energy efficient than a dead cat!

"Here kitty, kitty. Dinnertime."

"That's your cat?"

"Yup! His name is Basil."

"Huh. That's pretty thoughtless."

"What? His name?"

"No, the fact that you keep him alive."

"…"

"It's just that I thought you considered yourself environmentally aware. And yet you're ballooning your carbon footprint with this walking CO2 machine."

"That's ridiculous! What, you think I should put my cat down for the sake of the climate?"

"Sure, as a first step."

"First step??"

"Well, it would be wasteful to just dispose of the body, but you could kill two birds with one stone (so to speak) and burn it for home heating instead of your nasty oil furnace."

"I think I'm going to be sick."

"Of course, you wouldn't want to burn the hide. That makes excellent weather-stripping for doors."

"That's it--"

"--and it would be a shame to let all the nitrogen in the ashes go to waste. So you'd want to sprinkle that in your garden as fertilizer."

"I don't have a garden."

"You don't?? What kind of monster are you?"

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - S: 7.50” x 7.76”
WXL - K4: 5.50” x 5.69”

Pantone Color(s): White - 292C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 13.117s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
blackcatm

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Energy Efficient by kevlar51
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