Epic Fail

by tjost

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Wear and Tear

2nd place in Derby #223: Awkward Moments, with 622 votes!

You know, it’s bad enough this kingdom can’t seem to find anyone else to save it over and over again. Having to reuse the same boomerang, hookshot, and sword, too? I don’t care how magical this stuff is supposed to be, you can’t expect it all to simply go on slaying rock-throwing octopi and giant hog wizards forever.

I mean, this legend has been going on for what, hundreds of years now? And no one has thought that maybe it might be a good idea to make some other mystical blade that can defeat evil? This thing hasn’t been tempered since that whole business with the Dark World, for Din’s sake. Geez, you people are lazy. What’s the use of saving the land repeatedly if you’re all just going to sit on your butts and do nothing to help? And don’t get me started on that silly piece of junk that splits me into four, okay? At least the other three of me DO something around here, dang.

Wear this shirt: when your quest for greatness goes horribly awry.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you haven’t yet collected the three stones of power. Or is it medallions? Maybe it’s pearls. I don’t know. Whichever.

This shirt tells the world: “Oh snap.”

We call this color: Up, Left, Brown, Left

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7506C - 108C - 299C - 729C - 7490C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 57.000s
First Sucker:
ibemario472
Last Wooter to Woot:
labradorj

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Epic Fail by tjost
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