Everything's Peachy

by ApeLad

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Sometimes life's peachy. Other times it's composty.

Produce-based idioms and their literal translations

“Life is a bowl of cherries!”

Things are going well.

 

“This car is a real lemon.”

The vehicle is in a state of disrepair.

 

“He’s a bad apple.”

That fellow is a miscreant. (Possibly a cannibal.)

 

“Someone slawed the wrong cabbage.”

Oh dear. You have botched the situation.

 

“He’s got a frail carrot.”

His house burned down two days ago.

 

“She tried to put a coconut in a mailbox.”

Her marriage is predicated on lies and deceit.

 

“She’s a reluctant turnip.”

She doesn’t play the violin very well.

 

“The meeting turned into a potato interrogation.”

A disgruntled employee tried to eat the spreadsheets.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12.25” x 9.75”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 8.5” x 6.7” 

Pantone Colors: - White - 367 - 149 - 7410 - 485 - black

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 34.006s
First Sucker:
thevalentas
Last Wooter to Woot:
wakka987

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Everything's Peachy by ApeLad
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