Factory

by Draco

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I Still Dream Of Organon

The other droplet goblins said he was tampering with forces that were not meant to be harnessed. Pope TV I came to the meadow and called him a heretic. His wife took the baby and went to stay with her mother. Even the guy who sold him faucets was telling him to give up. But the numbers all worked, and the process was sound. Just needs some more fine tuning, he told everyone, just a few twists of the right screw and it would work perfectly. Only he said those words so many times, and there were so many other things a droplet goblin should be doing in Goblin Village.

So that is why no one was with him the night he climbed the hill with his machine, priming the engine with his thick grey hands, long since cracked from the years of cold and labor. And as the machine began to rattle and puff, he waited alone, not even an umbrella, looking up hopefully at the glass tank that was beginning to fill…

This shirt was designed by: Draco, a Brazilian designer who has been featured on DBH and Camiseteria.

Wear this shirt: the first time you use a new Brita filtration system.

Don’t wear this shirt: in the shower. What are you, drunk? That might be funny with your friends at school but in this house we show a little respect!

This shirt tells the world: “Oooo, I just know that something good is going to happen.”

We call this color: Blackest Before The Dawn

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Features

Pantone Colors:
116C - Process BlueC - 376C - Warm Gray 3C - 753C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 29.000s
First Sucker:
darkrage
Last Wooter to Woot:
SmijinGT

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 48% one year old
  • 28% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
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Factory by Draco
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