Fall

by kdeuce

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By Your Leaf

2nd place in Derby #60: Autumn, with 777 votes!

 

I think that I shall never believe
Any poem’s as sad as a fallen leaf.

A leaf whose shriveled corpse is fell
Upon the earth, as cold as hell.

A leaf forsaken by God today
Just waiting to be raked away;

A leaf that may in summer’ve been
A vibrant shade of healthy green;

But now is just another of
The many things we’re freezing off.

T-shirts are made by fools like us.
But who’ll clean up this leafy mess?

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant kdeuce, currently gently sobbing into a mug of hot cider.

Wear this shirt: to remind yourself and others that even the most vivacious beauty will inevitably fade and crumble into dust, forgotten, ignored, trod upon by the very same people who once marveled at it.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you find that depressing.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m the reason why people keep entering tree-themed shirts in the Derby.”

We call this color: We All Fall Brown.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
129C - 151C - Warm RedC - 1795C - 1807C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 18.000s
First Sucker:
Russzart
Last Wooter to Woot:
danielobie

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Fall by kdeuce
$11.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.