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Falling Toaster

by dekonstruct

$15.00
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It’s just bread that’s warmed up ‘til it’s just a little crunchy

2nd place in Derby #95: Pointillism, with 822 votes!

A toaster in the sky. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little corner of the web, shirt.woot, you might say every one of us is a toaster in the sky—trying to heat up a couple slices of wheat without crashing to earth and busting into a buhjillion pieces. It’s no snorkle ‘round the shallow end, I tell you whut.

You may ask: What in the world are we doing up there in defiance of Newtonian physics? Well, what business is it of yours, really?

And how do we stay airborne? That I can tell you in one word: Idunno.

Wear this shirt: to confound all those squares who have to make “sense” out of everything all the time.

Don’t wear this shirt: in the flying bathtub; you’ll electrocute yourself.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m the toaster with the most…er.”

We call this color: Royal Blue Air Farce

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Features

Pantone Colors:
480C - 5195C - 278C- 298C - 294C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
Runawayllama
Last Wooter to Woot:
kristina21

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Falling Toaster by dekonstruct
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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