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A toaster in the sky. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little corner of the web, shirt.woot, you might say every one of us is a toaster in the sky—trying to heat up a couple slices of wheat without crashing to earth and busting into a buhjillion pieces. It’s no snorkle ‘round the shallow end, I tell you whut.
You may ask: What in the world are we doing up there in defiance of Newtonian physics? Well, what business is it of yours, really?
And how do we stay airborne? That I can tell you in one word: Idunno.
Wear this shirt: to confound all those squares who have to make “sense” out of everything all the time.
Don’t wear this shirt: in the flying bathtub; you’ll electrocute yourself.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m the toaster with the most…er.”
We call this color: Royal Blue Air Farce
Pantone Colors:
480C - 5195C - 278C-
298C - 294C - Black
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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