FireFlower Thrower

by Dann Matthews

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Printed to order.

Ships in 3-5 business days

Slate
New
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

Art is subjective, of course.

It’s a scathing commentary on the current geo-political unrest of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Koopsy, the enigmatic lightning rod of the Mushroom Kingdom’s art world, made quite a stir with his latest print. Critics have praised the work as “stunning,” “powerful,” and “thought-provoking.” The piece depicts the nameless mustachioed man who has several times materialized from parts unknown to terrorize the entire kingdom in a misguided attempt to “rescue” Princess Toadstool.

His guerrilla wars against the Bowser dynasty, one of the kingdom’s oldest and most influential families, have cost the lives of countless goombas, koopas, shy-guys, and cheep cheeps. Visitors to the gallery are divided in their opinions.

“I think it’s really thoughtful, y’know? It’s like, why can’t we give peace a chance? How ‘bout instead of throwing hammers we throw flowers?”

“This is incredibly disrespectful. My husband was knocked off screen by one of the fire balls those flowers produce and I just- I’m sorry, I can’t continue. I need to go.”

The piece will be hanging in the World 3-4 castle for eight weeks as part of an exhibit, unless of course the plumber from hell arrives and destroys the whole thing.

Wear this shirt: While filming a documentary to prove that you actually exist.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re into counter-culture art, because this is pretty firmly moving with culture.

This shirt tells the world: “What the world needs now is more firepower.”

We call this color: Slatesy

Back to top

Features

Pantone Colors:
Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 8.000s
First Sucker:
cgpowell
Last Wooter to Woot:
tobyclark

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

14%
6%
3%
2%
2%
2%
3%
5%
6%
7%
5%
6%
3%
4%
4%
3%
3%
4%
3%
2%
3%
3%
4%
4%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
90%
3%
1%
1%
1%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (56 comments)
join the discussion (56 comments)
FireFlower Thrower by Dann Matthews
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.