Flora & Phonograph

by Priscilla Wilson (a.k.a. valorandvellum)

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Put The Deer Nose On The Record

Yeah, Mother Nature’s a DJ. She’s mostly into ambient stuff.

From the treble buzz of a baby mosquito to the deep, deep bass of continental plates grinding against each other, Gaia keeps the mix going 24-7, everywhere. There’s never a cover charge and the drink minimum is a few glasses of water a day. Yeah, it’s almost impossible to dance to, and the beats never match. But at least you’ll never hear her play Lady GaGa.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a new USB turntable without a dust cover.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a new USB turntable with a dust cover. C’mon, let one of the coverless turntables use it. How much dust protection do you need?

This shirt tells the world: “Shirt.Woot already made the ‘roots rock’ joke.”

We call this color: Olive God’s Creatures Got A Place In The Choir.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 5493C - 5825C- 4645C - Cool Gray 10C Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
Jestik
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Flora & Phonograph by Priscilla Wilson (a.k.a. valorandvellum)
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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