Foiled Again!

by Gimetzco!

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Curses!

I thought I did everything right this time. The tornado bomb. The nausea ray. The giant nuclear wasps. And yet here I sit once again, in front of my wall of TVs, watching those do-gooders ruining my plans. I suppose any minute now they’ll crash through the “impregnable” walls of my “hidden” citadel and cart me off to the government’s latest super-prison. Ho-hum. I used up half a can of epaulet polish for this?

Still, I regret nothing. Let’s face it: when you’re born with a skull for a head, one steel robot hand, and one big pincher claw, your career path is pretty well laid out right from the beginning. The question isn’t “Was it a mistake to become a supervillain?” It’s “Was I the best supervillain I could be?” Despite the low body count on this latest adventure, I think I’m doing just fine, thanks.

Hey, you want to see my CNN clip from 1997? I got to meet Christiane Amanpour. That was cool. Almost succeeded in lowering her into that vat of acid, too.

This shirt was designed by: the superstitious, cowardly Gimetzco! Mild-mannered Andrew Bargeron was first corrupted by designing t-shirts for ska bands before infiltrating the likes of threadless, tinymeat, and Design By Humans. Gimetzco, you diseased maniac!

Wear this shirt: if you can fit it around your scarred, super-augmented cyborg torso.

Don’t wear this shirt: to your Injustice Association of Evildoers & Affiliated Fiends meetings. Even among the world’s most psychotic megalomaniacs, wearing your own t-shirt is considered bad form.

This shirt tells the world: “You win this round…but I will have my revenge!”

We call this color: “The White Skull” Isn’t That Scary A Supervillain Name Because That’s What Color They Usually Are.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black - 427C - 306C - 185C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 38.000s
First Sucker:
knorby
Last Wooter to Woot:
vcalzone

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Foiled Again! by Gimetzco!
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