Follow The Leader

by barthesis

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Into The Light

Evolutionary biologists think that bugs fly around and into lights because they're used to using the moon and stars to navigate. For millions of years, the only lights they saw at night were thousands or millions of miles away. So when they try to navigate by a light a few yards away, their tiny minds get all disconfusalated and they often wind up spiralling right into the light, sometimes to their deaths. Insects are so stupid!

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member barthesis, who probably isn't as sadistic as this design would imply.

Wear this shirt: to call on the people to, like, resist following The Man into the, like, zapper of violence and inhumanity and stuff.

Don't wear this shirt: if Earth is conquered by a race of flying insectoid aliens, unless you've always wondered what it would be like to get zapped.

This shirt tells the world: "The only good bug is a zapped bug."

We call this color: Charred Exoskeleton.






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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 3.000s
First Sucker:
billyards7
Last Wooter to Woot:
pyre7

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 11% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Follow The Leader by barthesis
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