Food of the Future

by lyonscc

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Tomorrow!

2nd place in Derby #279: Food, Editor's Choice!

I've had a vision! I've seen food! The food of tomorrow!

"Is it a whole meal in pill form?"

No!

"Is it a full turkey dinner in 12 seconds?"

No!

"Well what is it then?"

You know that lasagna we had for dinner tonight?

"Yes."

It's that. But cold. And chewy. And the cheese is a little bit plastic-y and weird.

"Okay, so I guess I misunderstood how you were using the word, 'tomorrow.'"

Wear this shirt: today.

Don't wear this shirt: tomorrow. Especially if you just wore it today.

This shirt tells the world: "Freshness means nothing to me!"

We call this color: navy this time we can cook a little less...

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): - White - 650C - 430C - Black 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 54.775s
First Sucker:
jeffisa
Last Wooter to Woot:
charliesangel57

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Food of the Future by lyonscc
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.