Forever Toasty

by Ochopika

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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How Appropriate

I bet the phoenix was a little different when it came back, too.

Huh. I wonder what today's shirt will be...

Oh, that's cool! It's a phoenix! You know about the phoenix, right? It's a bird that GOES AWAY and then COMES BACK and maybe it's a LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT but THAT'S OKAY.

And whoa, look there! He's got snacks! You know what's better than some good snacks? Nothing! Man, that phoenix sure is happy with his new situation! How do I know he's happy? Because he ISN'T TYPING PROFANITIES INTO AN INTERNET FORUM, that's how!

So, if this shirt were to have a moral, it'd probably be something like this: sometimes THINGS CHANGE FOR THE BETTER, so it's always good to look around for goodies before you decide to complain.

Wow, what a great moral. I, for one, will be applying it to EVERYTHING I ENCOUNTER TODAY.

Wear this shirt: while you're waxing your firebird.

Don't wear this shirt: into the land of the ice flamingos.

This shirt tells the world: "I AM OKAY WITH CHANGE!"

We call this color: totally the same old black as always.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
155C - 142C - 1585C - 1665C - 154C - 418C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 29.998s
First Sucker:
josefresno
Last Wooter to Woot:
tinke9862

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Forever Toasty by Ochopika
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