Forget the Toys, I Want the Moon

by BootsBoots

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Your Reach Should Always Exceed Your Grasp

3rd place in Derby #90: Almost, with 925 votes!

We’re all children when we want something. We don’t care what it would do to the tides or how much of the Earth would be destroyed on impact or even where we would keep it once we got it home. We just know that if we could get it, and keep it, everything would be all right.

We’re collectors, maybe not affluent collectors, but we’ve done okay for ourselves. We got that bear and that fishbowl. Remember how much we wanted them? And now they’re only stepping stones. Pebbles in the predestined path that guided us to to our one true love.

So maybe it’s better to have something beautiful just out of reach. Maybe our dreams are just a little sweeter if every now and then we find something that we just can’t have. Just remember that this shirt isn’t one of those things you can’t have. Hit that button as fast as you can.

Wear this shirt: when you go visit Neil Armstrong. He’ll pat you on the head and say “She ain’t worth it, kid” and how cool would that be to tell people, that Neil Armstrong told you “She ain’t worth it, kid”? That would be a pretty cool thing, all right.

Don’t wear this shirt: during an eclipse. That’s clingy and co-dependent. Just wait a few minutes, it’s coming back. Chill out.

This shirt tells the world: “Don’t fall in love with me. I have a dark side.”

We call this color: Na-vy Maria

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7401C - 5455C - 5275C- 5295C - 2925C - 550C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 3.000s
First Sucker:
Jestik
Last Wooter to Woot:
MadyJ

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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Forget the Toys, I Want the Moon by BootsBoots
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.