Fortune Dragon

by Louis Roskosch

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Life imitates art imitating art imitating life

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

A pebble hit me in the head as I was writing and I looked but saw nobody and wondered "Hmmm, I wonder who threw that pebble at me?" Later that night I had a dream in which I saw myself standing at my desk and writing this writeup, struggling to come up with an idea, and I thought "He should write about this! About how I can see myself!" And I picked up the first thing I could see (a pebble) and threw it at myself to start the story (which I already knew because a pebble had hit me in the head that morning). And as the pebble left my hand so too did my consciousness, and suddenly I was inside myself standing at my desk and… 

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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