Four Little Ponies of the Apocalypse

by Santo76

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At least it’s not Care Bear Gotterdammerung.

And if the end is nigh, don’t you want it to come with a cute little playset?

“Death, Death! Come quick!”

“Why, what is it, Famine?”

“It’s War! She’s cut her hair!”

“Oo, that makes me sick.”

“Pestilence, be nice! Wow, War, I love it!”

“Thanks, Death! Say, who wants to go down to Mr. Von Sydow’s pond today?”

“Oh, I do, I do! I bet we can con him out of some sugar cubes again!”

“Tee hee! He always acts so afraid when we show up and threaten to destroy the world if he doesn’t give us treats. Do you think he knows?”

“Of course he knows, War. It’s just part of the great chess game we all play against Fate.”

“Oh, is Fate coming with us too?”

“No, Death, she’s with the Grow-N-Grooms. We don’t associate with them.”

“Yeah, when the revolution comes, they’ll be first against the wall.”

“Come on, let’s gallop to the waterfall and frighten the fish!”

“Hooray!”

Wear this shirt: at the end. There’s no shirt left after this one.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re going to be the person who posts a link to this in the forums while saying “Hmmm wonder if Woot knows about this?” because then everyone will say “Hmmm wonder if you read the writeup?” and you’ll have to say no and then people will laugh at you.

This shirt tells the world: “Do you think Kid A rides a Pone E? Yeah, thanks, it is a pretty sweet pick up line. Hey, want to go listen to vinyl and make out?”

We call this color: The Sea Horse Navy Was An Abandoned Line Targeting Young Boys

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 1355C - 143C - 158C - 174C - 4695C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.000s
First Sucker:
jerrymurry
Last Wooter to Woot:
cincychick

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Four Little Ponies of the Apocalypse by Santo76
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