Four Out Of Five Monsters Agree

by Michael Buchmiller

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We Prevent Holes In Teeth

What - you think monsters spend all their time terrorizing the meek? That's just what the public sees. A monster's face is its livelihood, and a lot of time and care goes into maintaining the monster mystique. They've got stray hairs to pluck and blemishes to cover like the rest of us. And if you're a monster, you want your target to be terrorized by your howl and your claws and your razor-sharp teeth, not your foul breath.

This shirt was designed by: Michael Buchmiller, who is half of Hand Carved Graphics along with his partner Mark Kearns. He's dedicated his professional life to improving the dental health of Monstro-Americans.

Wear this shirt: if you're trying to convince your kid that going to the dentist is fun.

Don't wear this shirt: if you're trying to convince your kid that going to the dentist isn't scary.

This shirt tells the world: "The tooth is in there."

We call this color: Grass Between Your Teeth.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Four Out Of Five Monsters Agree by Michael Buchmiller
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