Fractals

by Nomad Slim

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Cut It

This is not a shirt. It's a business opportunity.

We hear that SOME OF YOU are buying these SHIRTS and WEARING THEM. We thought we had MADE OURSELVES CLEAR: these are NOT CLOTHING; they are an INVESTMENT. But fine, we'll go over it ONE MORE TIME:

AS SOON AS YOU GET YOUR SHIRT, you should take a pair of scissors and go about DISMANTLING IT. Cut off the sleeves, the collar, separate the torso and the chest. These pieces can then be SOLD to your friends for $10 a piece, allowing you to TURN A PROFIT. What will your friends do with their pieces? Cut them into SMALLER PIECES and SELL them to their friends for $7 a pop. Half sleeves, half collars, etc. Their friends can then break their pieces into smaller pieces and SELL those for $4 a pop. Torso bites, chest minis, that sort of thing. And SO ON and SO FORTH.

Don't you see: EVERYONE MAKES A PROFIT. So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? take that shirt off, and become a REAL LIFE ENTREPRENEUR.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 11.00” x 9.25“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  9.00” x 7.56”

Pantone Colors: 7488C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 20.996s
First Sucker:
antegon
Last Wooter to Woot:
ezserkin

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
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Woots by State

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Fractals by Nomad Slim
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.