Freebird

by kdeuce

$15.00
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Get Out The Lighters

First place in Derby #49: Independence with 694 votes!

Happy Fourth of July! If you’re not one of our international friends, you probably have the day off, and are celebrating by staying up late. Doesn’t that make you feel free? Free like one of those flying animals, the whatchamacallits. You know, the little dinosaurs.

They’re up there, high in the sky, our unfettered friends. They remind me of this guy named Curtis who used to play guitar near where I used to live. And man, he could play. Then one night he was playing poker with Big Jim and things got bad. Big Jim done pulled his pistol, shot his friend right between the eyes. Now Curtis is just like a breeze, blowin down’ the road.

Hey, think we might get a couple hit songs out of a story like that?

This shirt was designed by: kdeuce. When this sale ends, he’ll try again, but he’ll leave his woman at home.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a simple kind of man.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re Neil Young. Naw, just kiddin’ around, Neil, we think you’re great.

This shirt tells the world: “Gimmie three steps, gimmie three steps, mister, and you’ll never see me no more.”

We call this color: You Sure Got That White

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
First Sucker:
stupidpickles
Last Wooter to Woot:
Gundar1

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 52% one year old
  • 34% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Freebird by kdeuce
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