FURBALL!

by Zach Terrell

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A Weapon No Cat Can Resist

When you're fighting a cat, you gotta know its weakness.

What the heck was that?! I just lost, like, half my health?!?

"That was Kitty Kahn's secret move: the Furball. All I need to do is hit up, up, down, square, 1, 4, diamond, smiley face, down, and select at the same time and I fire one off!"

That's not fair!

"Quit whining! You're just jealous that your character - Nick the Normal Guy - doesn't have his own special moves."

But he does!

"Sure."

No, seriously. It's just so powerful, I thought it would be cheating to use.

"Uh-huh, I believe you. NOT!"

Fine, I'll show you! Down, up, left, left, left, left, triangle, right trigger, left trigger, bottom trigger, crescent moon, 2, full moon, 5.

"What? All your character did was take a can out of his back pocket."

I'm not done yet. I hit circle to open it, and...

"Wait, what's going on? Why is Kitty Kahn getting down on all fours and rubbing against Nick the Normal Guy's legs? I think my controller might be broken..."

Nope. You've just been Canned. Looks like I win this one.

Wear this shirt: to your cat's amateur boxing match.

Don't wear this shirt: when you're cleaning up a mess on the floor.

This shirt tells the world: "You call it choking. I call it awesome."

We call this color: a silver belt in ka[t]rate

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 141C - 425C - 424C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 0.667s
First Sucker:
sirmeili
Last Wooter to Woot:
badmanbilly

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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