Gallows Humor

by walmazan

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Sweet justice

2nd Place in Derby #364: $10k Cup, Round 2: Style, with 312 votes!

On this day, citizens, Mr. Mâché shall be hanged and pummeled until death doth ensue. Mr. Mâché was judged guilty of crimes most unspeakable and justly condemned to the severest of punishments. We have assembled a cadre of area residents with iron stomachs to perform the exacting sentence. There will be no mercy. There will be margaritas. Mr. Mâché, have you any last words?

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Poignant. Poetic. We have asked greater beings for your forgiveness. Sadly, there will be no charity for you here on Earth. Your first executioner has been suitably blindfolded and disoriented. Executioner, I command you in this backyard's name that you bring Mr. Mâché to that place of execution and carry out the aforesaid punishment.

THUNK

A worthy effort. The next executioner shall step forward.

THUNK

Yet another righteous swing. Next executioner, please lead Mr. Mâché to ensuing death.

THUNK-CRUNCH-CRINKLE-CANDYSHOWER

Oooooo! Skittles!

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14.5” x 19” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” x 14.5” 
K6-K4: 7.6” x 10”

Pantone Colors: 121c - 2915c - 212c - 533c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 59.228s
First Sucker:
gideonfrost
Last Wooter to Woot:
minioreo

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Gallows Humor by walmazan
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