Geek Food

by Justyna Dorsz

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Kiddie Kibble

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"Hello Mrs. Adams, how are you today?"

I'm fine, I'm fine, but I'm worried about my little creature. 

"Let's see … 'Sam' is this little guy's name? That's cute. What seems to be the problem with Sam?" 

He hasn't been eating his food, and it's been several days now. 

"Have you recently switched his diet? Sometimes they can be particular about those things." 

Well, yes, I did start feeding him wet food. 

"That's probably it. You need to introduce the new diet slowly, so his digestion can adapt to it." 

Oh thank goodness. I was worried he might have diabetes or something. I know so many indoor ones do. 

"Well, from the look of him maybe it would be worth running some tests…" 

UGH. STOP TALKING ABOUT ME IN THE THIRD PERSON, MOM. I'M RIGHT HERE. 

Sorry, honey. I'm just trying to look out for you. 

"Would you mind holding him down so he doesn't scratch me, Mrs. Adams?" 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 14.01” x 13.47” 
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.5“ x 11.05”
K6-K4: 9” x 8.65”

Pantone Colors: Black - White - 4975C - 1955C -1355C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
12h 6m 11.660s
First Sucker:
d0d0joe
Last Wooter to Woot:
paulrocks

Purchaser Experience

  • 6% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 20% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 48% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

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Geek Food by Justyna Dorsz
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.