The Butterfly Defect

by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Printed to order.

Ships in 3-5 business days

White
New
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

Such a Cold Finger

Sherwin Van Trugg

Consider the story of Sherwin Van Trugg
He spent days in the garden, observing the bugs
Their delicate feelers, the sheen of their wings
Their slick carapaces, he loved all these things

While most children vied with each other in sports
Or played tag, or Red Rover, and games of all sorts
Little Sherwin was happier out on his own
Watching dermestid beetles strip flesh from fox bones

And as Sherwin grew up, this, for him, did not change
He still loved creepy-crawlies; folks still found him strange
So he never made friends, and so nobody cried
When old Sherwin ultimately sort of died

But the shambling corpse-thing that Sherwin became
Was happy (if that’s the right word) all the same
‘Cause for job satisfaction, he just could not beat
Feeding maggots and blowflies his own rancid meat

Wear this shirt: anywhere the beautiful and the horrifying collide. Like for example Las Vegas.

Don’t wear this shirt: gardening or gravedigging. You’ll get it filthy.

This shirt tells the world: “Un-death is just a natural part of life.”

We call this color: Wight White

Back to top

Features

Pantone Colors:
128C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 6.000s
First Sucker:
iareskeptopotamus
Last Wooter to Woot:
HYPNOLADY

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

11%
6%
3%
1%
2%
3%
3%
5%
6%
3%
5%
6%
5%
4%
4%
4%
2%
4%
5%
3%
5%
4%
4%
2%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

93%
2%
1%
1%
1%
1%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (61 comments)
join the discussion (61 comments)
The Butterfly Defect by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.