Ghoulish Gourd

by ApeLad

$11.00$14.00

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 19
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Dec 12
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cut the gourd

You don't think about this, do you? You don't think about any of it as you essentially disembowel your decorative gourd and splatter its seedy innards atop an old newspaper, and then you drive a blade into its face like Dexter to carve your chosen design. Then you leave it out on the doorstep - you display your kill with the pride of a GOT character whose name we can't remember right now. YOU MONSTER.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
16m 37.449s
First Sucker:
WootPhraust
Last Wooter to Woot:
lizzd

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 3% one year old
  • 91% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Ghoulish Gourd by ApeLad
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.