Go Home!

by fishbiscuit5

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You're Drunk

Dear Internet, 

It is with a heavy heart that I step down from my position as Editor Of The Entire Internet. These past 43 years have been an amazing adventure, but the time commitment of editing every piece of information posted on the World Wide Web has proven too great.

As the internet has changed, so has this job. In the early days I was just editing code shared by a small group of programmers, but now I'm copyediting everything from forum posts about DIY mustard to "irreverent" writeups on deal-a-day websites. It is simply too much work for one person.

For instance, trying to maintain a stylebook for the entire internet has proven maddening. Is the proper wording of the meme "Go home ____, you are drunk" or "Go home ____, you're drunk"? Examples of each abound, and even after I would make a rule and send an email to all internet contributors, I would still find errors everywhere. It's like nobody knew I existed. 

I would like to thank all four billion individuals I have had the pleasure of working with. I wish I had space to thank you all individually, but I still do all my work on an old typewriter that I then scan and convert digitally. And that would waste a lot of paper.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL:  11.61” x 10.54”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  9.00” x 8.16”

Pantone Colors:  White - 644C - Cool Gray 9C - Cool Gray 7C - Cool Gray 4C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 9.443s
First Sucker:
BloodySpoon
Last Wooter to Woot:
scoobdo13

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
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Woots by State

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