Godz Gym

by flylanddesigns

$11.00$14.00

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 07 - Jul 12
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jul 05
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...still less irritating than crossfit

HEY! Tired of feeling sluggish?! Overweight?! Out of shape?! Biologically confused???

GET FIT WITH GODZILLA!

This prehistoric lizard has over a thousand years of bodybuilding experience and wants to show YOU how to DEMOLISH fat and COMPLETELY LEVEL your low self esteem. Check out these testimonials:

"I wasn’t sure Godzilla was a good fit for me. It was a weird transition from pilates, but it turns out lifting skyscrapers is awesome for hot sculpted triceps. Just like Godzilla says: Raaaaaaaaaaggghhhhwwwwrrrr!" -Bettry Megadonk, rope technician

"Battling Mothra has been excellent cardio. I don’t mind doing Godzilla’s bidding - I’ve lost so much weight! Eventually the nightmares stop!" -Brosh Fisthank, shoe therapist

"Godzilla showed me that uprooting trees and hurling subway cars is more than just a fitness regime; it’s cathartic. That hot atomic breath on your neck is the best kind of support. Thanks, G’zill! 👍" -Denim Cormbag, molecule container

“The screaming means it’s working!” -Gormery Pleatherman, book holder

Don’t spend another moment in idle misery! Let Godzilla bring out the monster in YOU today!

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 5% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
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  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Godz Gym by flylanddesigns
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