Going Away Is The Bluebird

by ramyb

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Wait, come back! I got this new bird so you’d have a friend!

1st place in Derby #123: Christmas & Holiday Songs Illustrated, with 882 votes!

Dang it! I can’t believe that bluebird’s just gone away. I was hoping he’d sing back up on a love song. Oh well. Wanna build a snowman?

Ha ha, you’re right, it does kind of resemble Parson Brown! Well, it’s got the same debilitating hump in his back anyway. What? Why would Parson Brown ask us that? Wow…Jerry I don’t know what to say. I’m sure you’re a great guy and all, but we just met. Like, three days ago. I mean I’m having a blast and I definitely want to dream by the fire later tonight, but I think you’re making too many plans here.

Hey, tell ya what? What if he’s NOT Parson Brown? Let’s make him…hmm, a circus clown! Yeah, a clown! Oh crap, here come those kids. Hide!

I can’t believe those jerks! They completely knocked our snowman down! What the hell is wrong with kids today? Okay I just have to say it: I blame the parents. Well it starts with a basic lack of respect at home. Mom and Dad don’t instill it in their children and then they turn the little hellions loose in a Winter Wonderland and expect the rest of us to just DEAL with it and it’s not ri-…you’re right, sorry. I’m ruining the night. That sounds like a great idea! Let’s frolic and play! Let’s- what did you say? No, the other part. Frolic and play the WHAT way?

Oh, Jerry, that’s just racist.

Wear this shirt: Under some layers. Do you have any idea how cold it is outside?

Don’t wear this shirt: After January 2nd. And take down your lights, already!

This shirt tells the world: I don’t just sing the words. I am the words.

We call this color: Walking in a Winter Navy Land

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 3252C - 2915C- 2925C - 2935C - 2768C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Going Away Is The Bluebird by ramyb
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