Goldfish of Doom!

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Navy
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Go(bot) Fish

3rd place in Derby #124: Naughty and Nice, with 818 votes!

Flee, flee in fear, my furry feline foes! Now the abject panic is on the other side of the glass!

You used to think it was so hilarious to terrorize me, did you? To see my eyes bug out and watch me void my bowels? ‘Ha, ha, ha, look at the frightened little fishy! He’s so scared, he’s pooping!’ Well, I’ve got news for you, warmbloods: I poop at all times. And my eyes are always bugged out, that’s just how they look!

You hateful hairballs fooled with the wrong Fantail this time. You’re in deep carp. I’ll stop at nothing to destroy you!

And, should my Terrestrasuit fail me, and I perish in this operation, I know my people will flush me down the toilet with full military honors.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a tank operator.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re only playing koi.

This shirt tells the world: “Here, kitty, kitty.”

We call this color: Bowl’d Navy

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 121C - 716C- 175C - 403C - 411C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
boredguy
Last Wooter to Woot:
Rockitbot

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Goldfish of Doom! by patrickspens
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